9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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