She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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