i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
we're making bets on your personal life
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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