i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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