What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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