im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
one two three fourrrrnication!
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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