I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You're a disaster
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