He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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