I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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