Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Help. Why am I so naked?
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