I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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