I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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