I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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