sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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