how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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