Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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