I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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