It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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