gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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