hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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