I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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