i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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