you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize