i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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