I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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