you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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