kristin has been a bad kristin
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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