i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
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I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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