I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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