Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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