do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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