He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Princesses don't give blow jobs
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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