walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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