We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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