I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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