im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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