I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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