It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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