I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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