guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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