I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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