kristin has been a bad kristin
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize