dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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