Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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its like you know when i get waxed
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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