I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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