she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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