You're completely useless in the revolution.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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