from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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