too bad you live with your parents still
one might say we're banned from that church
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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