Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize